My business plan for Occam's disposable razors


Executive Summary
Occam's Disposable Razors, inspired by the principle of Occam's Razor, provides the simplest, most efficient shaving experience possible. Unlike competitors, which overcomplicate razors with unnecessary blades, lubricating strips, and precision-engineered pivot heads, we offer a razor that gets the job done with absolute minimalism—just a single blade and a handle, possibly optional. Our philosophy: "The simplest solution is the best solution, especially when it comes to facial hair."

Company Description
Occam's Disposable Razors is dedicated to cutting through the nonsense (and also facial hair). We reject the cluttered, convoluted world of modern shaving, where five-blade monstrosities and vibrating gimmicks reign supreme. Our brand appeals to those who seek efficiency, logic, and an avoidance of unnecessary frills—because really, do you need an ergonomic, moisture-infused, laser-guided shaving experience? No. You just need a blade.

Product Line

  1. Occam's Original – A single stainless-steel blade attached to a minimalist handle (optional ergonomic grip available for overthinkers).

  2. Occam's Ultra-Minimalist – Just a blade, no handle. Shave with precision using nothing but your own dexterity and sheer determination.

  3. Occam's Quantum Edition – A theoretical razor that shaves you before you even pick it up. (Currently in R&D.)

Market Analysis
Our target market consists of:

  • Rationalists and skeptics who believe in simplicity.

  • Former users of multi-blade razors who are tired of unnecessary complexity.

  • Frugal consumers who don't want to pay extra for "innovation" that just makes shaving harder.

  • Philosophy students who enjoy applying Occam's Razor both intellectually and literally.

Competitive Advantage

  • Radical Simplicity: No gimmicks. Just a blade. No needless "hydrating aloe strip" nonsense.

  • Affordability: Why pay for five blades when you only need one?

  • Eco-Friendly: Less plastic waste. No unnecessary components. In the case of Occam's Ultra-Minimalist, absolutely zero waste (if you don't count occasional blood loss).

  • Low Inventory Complexity: Our supply chain consists of two components: blades and handles (which may or may not be included).

Marketing Strategy

  • Slogan: "Shave Simply. Think Sharply."

  • Celebrity Endorsements: Recruiting noted minimalists, such as monks, mathematicians, and Steve Jobs impersonators.

  • Social Media Campaign: Viral hashtag #UnnecessaryBladesAreForTheWeak

  • Subscription Model: Monthly delivery of a single razor. If you're truly embracing Occam's philosophy, you'll probably never need to reorder.

Financial Plan
Projected costs are low because our product is literally just a blade and a handle. Projected revenue is high because people are tired of paying premium prices for razors with the same technology as medieval weaponry. Our margins will be sharp—just like our razors.

Conclusion
Occam's Disposable Razors is not just a product; it's a movement. A movement that rejects complexity in favor of sheer, unadulterated efficiency. Join us as we slice through the nonsense, one hair at a time.


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Phil Shapiro, pshapiro@his.com
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