During the Tudor Period in England

During the Tudor Period in England, there were many students who required individualized Tudoring. When they received the attention they needed, they would often flourish in the food courts of their day, dishing up delectable Jamaican, Japanese, and Salvadoran cuisine on styrofoam plates. Would you like chips with that?


Eventually, many of these Tudored individuals rose to prominence in their fields. There was Sir Nigel Butterdish, inventor of the collapsible collander, and Lady Beatrice of the Breadsticks, who revolutionized etiquette with her pioneering "no jousting at dinner" rule. Truly, the age of Tudoring left an indelible mark on history—and on the napkins of the era, which bore the first recorded doodles of knights fighting over custard pies. It was clear: Tudoring wasn't just about education; it was about preparing young minds to dine, think, and occasionally duel their way into the annals of history.


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