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The Listening Librarian

On Saturdays, when the library sat in its hush of weekend quiet, Marianne Pritchard could usually be found somewhere else—under the white tents of the farmers' market, or on a folding chair in a drafty church hall, or leaning against the doorframe of the community theater during intermission. People noticed her presence without quite understanding it. "Don't you ever get a day off?" they teased. Marianne smiled. She did not tell them that, for her, these places were the work—the other half of the library, the half unwritten. She had learned long ago that a reference desk could only reach so far. People brought in questions when they knew they had them. But most of the time, their needs traveled incognito, tucked into stray remarks about a troublesome garden or a restless child. The only way to catch them was to go where people lived their lives, and to listen. At the honey stand, the jars glowed in the low October sun. George, the beekeeper, leaned across his table an...

The Three Farmers

Listen now, and I'll tell you of a valley — a good valley, with dark soil and soft hills, where three farmers lived as neighbors. They were close enough to see each other's smoke in the morning, close enough to hear each other's dogs at night. The first was Jonas. Jonas planted wheat, Jonas harvested wheat, Jonas sold wheat. Every year the same, every year enough. Folks said of him, "Jonas will never surprise you, but Jonas will never fail you." And it was true. The second was Elias. He worked as hard as Jonas, but his mind was restless. He liked to try things — sometimes clever, sometimes foolish. He once dug a pond that would not hold water, and the children laughed, calling it "Elias's puddle." But Elias only laughed too, for he knew another idea would come to him soon enough. The third farmer was Miriam. Careful Miriam. She kept her rows straight, her ledgers neat, her eyes always watchful. She often told her children, "Farming is half luck,...

You Are Not Required to Finish the Books You Read

You are not required to finish the books you read. At the library, unfinished books are a badge of honor. They say: I tried. I tasted. I sampled. I am a literary explorer, not a prisoner. Reading is not like a restaurant buffet where you feel obligated to try every dish, even the suspicious casserole with raisins. It's more like dating. You can politely say, "It's not you, it's me," and swipe left on Moby-Dick before Captain Ahab even clears his throat. Charles Dickens will not file a complaint. Tolstoy will not wake up and glare at you in the night. Finishing a book is not proof of intelligence. What matters is that you read with curiosity and joy. So, dear reader, remember: every book you start is a doorway. Sometimes you'll step through and wander for miles. Other times, you'll peek in, shrug, and move along. Either way, the doors are always open. And the library has thousands more waiting, no guilt required. Phil Shapiro https://tinyurl.com/storiesof...

The Kingdom's Chief Listening Officer

In a kingdom, long ago and far away, found itself in leaner times. Its barns were not quite empty, but the grain had to be stretched thinner each winter. The gold in the treasury no longer rang out with a hearty clatter when poured, but made a sound hollow and small, as though it, too, were tired. The king, though not unwise, felt the weight of these troubles pressing on his crown like an invisible stone. "I must raise more revenue," he told his court one dim afternoon, when the torches burned early against the gray sky. "But we shall not go to war. Too many kings before me have filled their coffers by spilling the blood of strangers. There must be another way." His lords and advisors shifted in their velvet seats, uneasy. They were men skilled in repeating what had already been done, not in imagining what had never been attempted. At last, one courtier—a wiry man whose spectacles made him look half-skeptical, half-owl—bowed and said, "Majesty, if you are to co...

What to do When Your Black Hole Collides with Another Black Hole

When your black hole collides with another black hole, the first thing you'll need to do is call your insurance company. Tell them where and when the collision occurred. Take photos of the collision. Exchange insurance information with the other black hole. If your black hole engulfed an entire other galaxy, note down the name of the other galaxy. Keep track of how many stars and planets were contained in the other galaxy. If any quasars witnessed the accident, be sure to get their contact information as potential witnesses. Your claims adjuster may want to speak with them later, although keep in mind quasars tend to exaggerate—they just love to shine a spotlight on themselves. Pulsars, on the other hand, are more reliable, but their testimonies can come in bursts, which may confuse the paperwork. Do not, under any circumstances, admit responsibility at the scene. The gravitational laws are complicated, and both black holes technically drew each other in. Most cosmic courts conside...

The Biggest Little Free Library - A Short Story

The Three Rivers Branch Library, located in Visalia, California, was modest—two rooms, beige walls, and shelves that smelled of sun-warmed paperbacks. It stood quietly near the Kaweah River, more a gathering place than a building, more heart than institution. Yet in early spring, rumors spread like wildfire through the town: the county was considering closing it down. For many in Three Rivers, this was unthinkable. The library wasn't just about books. It was where children learned to dream, where retirees found company, and where hikers stopped by for maps and stories before heading up to the groves of Sequoia National Park.   So, the townsfolk called a meeting. They packed into the multipurpose room—farmers with dusty boots, artists with paint on their sleeves, shopkeepers, and children still clutching backpacks. The library manager, a thoughtful man named Mr. Alvarez, scribbled notes as the room buzzed with ideas. "Bake sales." "A fundraising gala." "Part...

Competing with My Excellent Blood Labs

My doctor told me that my blood lab numbers were excellent. I'm thinking I'm ready to compete against others. If I focused on the fundamentals, I think I could compete at the highest level. I'd start out the race gauging the other runners. They would have no suspicion about my strong kick. Towards the middle of the race, I'd move up about half way through the pack of other runners. Then, coming to the last lap, I'd shift my running into high gear. And that's when I'd whip out my laminated lab results, waving them like a victory flag. The other runners might have strong quads, but do they have a cholesterol level so pristine it could be used as a window cleaner? Do they have liver enzymes that could headline at Carnegie Hall? I think not. As I surged to the front, the announcer would say: "Ladies and gentlemen, we are witnessing history—never before has a man with this low of a triglyceride count stormed the track with such confidence!" And I'd ...