Pier Pressure: A Serious Problem in Coastal Communities
In every fishing town, there is going to be competition between the different piers. Pier pressure can be a good thing, as long as it doesn't get out of control. A little friendly rivalry encourages maintenance, keeps the wood planks sanded, and ensures the railings don't wobble too much when someone leans over to spit dramatically into the ocean. But lately, pier pressure has gotten out of hand. What began as lighthearted boasting about who could pull in the biggest flounder has escalated into an arms race of nautical nonsense. Pier A insists they once saw a dolphin nod in approval at their craftsmanship, while Pier B swears that Ernest Hemingway himself ghosted their bait shop and muttered, "This is the one." Pier C doesn't even have a bait shop, but they keep bragging about their "historical significance," which appears to be nothing more than having lost the most fishermen's hats to sudden gusts of wind. Soon the competition spreads. Pier A accus...