Major Corporations Roll out Minimally Invasive Ethics
Several large American corporations, including several large banks, are rolling out "minimally invasive ethics." Inspired by new surgical techniques in the field of medicine, these "minimally invasive ethics" in the corporate sales field promotes the least invasive forms of ethics. In many cases, minimally invasive ethics will barely leave any scar on corporate profits. Within ten years, these minimally invasive ethics will barely be perceptible at all within corporate culture. The great advantage of minimally invasive ethics is that these allow large companies to be more nimble in maximizing profits at the expense of innocent and unsuspecting consumers. Also, minimally invasive ethics leaves hardly any scars after corporate misconduct. A spokesperson for this project explained, "Ethical concerns can often bog down a company whose focused mission is to produce shoddy and unsafe products. Minimally invasive ethics allows our companies to streamline their miscon